10 reasons why the breakfast burrito is the perfect breakfast food
Image by Marshall Astor
After the kind response from Joe at Chipotle on Friday, we thought it would be good to provide the top 10 (out of a billion) reasons why Breakfast Burritos are the perfect breakfast food:
- Plates and forks are too much work in the morning. Put breakfast in one easy to handle package, let us mess around with forks later when we’re more awake.
- Just like in life, you can’t judge a Breakfast Burrito (or B²) by it’s cover - looks simple at first, but open it up, and you’ll warmth, and substance.
- Where else can eggs, potatoes, and cheese hang out with Carne Asada?!?!
- A breakfast burrito (no matter what size) weighs exactly the same as the the little golden skull from Raiders of the Lost Ark (which could have saved Indy some serious trouble).
- “Traditional” breakfasts lay out flat, letting the heat escape with all that surface area. Our friend B² is all wrapped up in a warm, and insulating tortilla to keep the hotness inside.
- “Traditional” breakfast segregate the breakfast foods, the Breakfast Burrito integrates (Ok, the omlette, as well as Pigs in a Blanket also integrate, but who really like pigs in a blanket?)
- It is undisputed amongst the culinary elite that the Burrito is the perfect lunch, dinner, or late night food; so why should we believe that breakfast is any different?
- # 8 has been deleted by “the man.”
- In 2008, nearly zero people in the US died from breakfast burrito related incidents.
- Salsa Verde.
October 28th, 2008 at 9:18 am
I have to admit for having cravings for this Chipotle breakfast burrito, and it has yet to exist. Chipotle, please!
October 31st, 2010 at 2:50 am
breakfast foods should always be high in carbohydrates to provide the energy you need in the mornign :
November 24th, 2010 at 10:46 am
breakfast foods should always be high in protein and also in carbohydrates, we need food energy during the early morning “.`
January 25th, 2011 at 1:58 pm
:*; I am really thankful to this topic because it really gives useful information *-;